Suyeu Kuo

Suyeu Kuo is a UCSD student from Muir College, major in Psychology.

History
From birth, Suyeu was always overly attracted to shiny objects. To this day, she is often too embarassed to admit that she cannot go to malls, because she finds herself unable to resist jumping into the fountains where people throw coins in. Upon entering UCSD, Suyeu decided that the only way to truly express her sorrows from her shiny-shortcoming was through dance. In the years that followed her college orientation, Suyeu became a celebrated dancer. The only time that her condition ever affected her again was in the infamous "Suyeu Freakout Incident" of '09, where it immediately became apparent that flash photography would have to be prohibited at her shows.

In 2013, she invented the dance concept of "twerking." The dance sensation and Asian Persuasion herself caught the attention of local media and was presumed to be the new Shakira-Shakira. Salt, apparently, was not the only thing she could shake. Young children gathered from different streets and different backgrounds to delight their senses with her rump-shake. People of all ages, young and old, big or little, preceded to "grab the wall, wiggle like [they] were trying to make their [butts] fall off." This was to be bluepr



inted and marketed as a worldwide trend, however, she lost the patent to Miley Cyrus. She then fell into an apple cider drinking binge and lost her way. She disappeared from the face of the Earth and was never seen again... until she was rescued by the teachings of Tzu Ching.

Positions

 * President (2013-2014)
 * Public Relations Team Lead (2012-2013)
 * Publicity Team Member (2011-2012)